Here’s the actual sets from my notes: So many I don’t remember most.
- Foreign girl walking her bike, walked with her went okay ran into her friend I was like, “Introduce me to your friend,” and she looked at me like who does this guy think he is. I bailed shortly after. Not a bad first set.
- Indonesian girl, got the number. Told her I’d text her later. Texted her later she could tell I was drunk.
- Big tits 6 seemed into it until I told her she was cute, then her smile faded and she ditched me.
- Hawaiian shirt two set blow out, but nice about it.
- Couldn’t yad, too many people around, but this girl was a stunner. Walked with her it was a three set, she was busting my balls I stayed in set but bailed. Should have fought through the pain.
- Huge tits chick called her a trapeze artist was busting my balls stayed in set but I “was not fucking fazed man.” That’s what my notes say.
- Two set stopped but my ammo was weak and they bailed, made the fatal mistake of paying any attention to the friend.
- Asian in a cocktail dress think it was right in front of her boyfriend and he just stood there helpless. I know it’s wrong but I love when that happens. Probably because that used to be me.
- I bailed jogger older lady not my strongest set.
- Not a great target, but I went for her because she was solo. I fought like a champ through the boyfriend objection, but she still wasn’t having it.
- Holy shit. Russian amazing chick. My kind of girl. Used the Matador shit, she was into it, I was good but didn’t drop the potato and vodka jokes soon enough and she was like, “Nice meeting you.” I’m making progress with these ones but it’s slow going. I will get the nines eventually. Starting to feel entitlement.
- 17 year old sarge. She was hot, told me she was seventeen I ignored it and kept plowing about her looking like a vampire. It was a two set, they ditched me. Should have said, “What does that mean to you?”
- Big tits big girl seemed into it we’ll see. That’s what my notes read. Texted her later. Crickets.
- Edgar Allen Poe bag, blow out escape kinda funny? Ah that’s what my notes said. Now I remember. She like waited til something distracting happened and took off, it’s like she was trying to be polite at first, but then was like, “I need to get away from this guy.” You just gotta laugh.
- Last set. Two set. At the bar, married chick, told them one of my favorite stories that I think is a DHV. Went and sat with them. Thought I was gonna get a make out from the married chick as we were joking that she’s allowed to make out with girls on her trip and I jokingly told her she’s in luck because I have a vagina. DLV? Haha, I don’t know, probably. Anyway, no make out. I went and got some food and went home.
So not a bad day for the sarge. My highest amount ever. Resulted in two flakey numbers, but hey, I had to do some shit I’ve never done before. Walking with three sets, not easy. Anyway, I think I saw a hard sarger that was with a group. His targets were pretty weak, but he might have just been getting started. Wanted to talk to him, but he brought his two set to meet up with his group so I would have had to stalk longer. Oh well.
In other news, I’ve been thinking about what where I went wrong with the Burmese girl. I don’t think I qualified her enough, and it may have been to quick. I’m starting to wonder if my read was wrong, and she really was upset that I tried to make out with her after she turned me down the first time. Doesn’t feel great. I didn’t get into this to be a snake (even if that’s my fucking name). I got into this to have great interactions with great girls. Anyway, hindsight is whatever it is, guess I’ll never know. Sent her a feeler text, a little callback humor from our date and I know she read it, but she didn’t respond. Back to square one. Anyways, I’m leaving for the beach now. My goal is to do ten sets a day. We’ll see if I pull it off.